I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
