the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i believe in u and ur pee
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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