Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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