Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't turn off my feet"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Help. Why am I so naked?
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