he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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