I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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