Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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