does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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