are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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