I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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