cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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