God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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