Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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