You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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