Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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