how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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