Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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