it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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