I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
please don't ironically join a cult
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