I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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