evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dear god my vagina.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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