Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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