yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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