if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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