He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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