I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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