1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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