is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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