Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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