is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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