After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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