White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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