I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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