They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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