I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
