Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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