Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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