Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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