no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Please don't give away my fajitas
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
