i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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