she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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