People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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