All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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