why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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