he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
