Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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