Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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