Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Randomize
