I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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