...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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