She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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