You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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