S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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