is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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